The Forbidden Gearbox

Kinja'd!!! "Justin Young" (jus1029)
02/06/2014 at 19:56 • Filed to: Forbidden Fruit Friday

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The local BMWs, Mercs, Dodges, etc. have no manual offers.


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Justin Young
02/06/2014 at 19:57

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You think you're special? It's like that EVERYWHERE.


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > Justin Young
02/06/2014 at 19:59

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Move. Move now, pack all your stuff and find the Manuals!


Kinja'd!!! Justin Young > Brian Silvestro
02/06/2014 at 20:00

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328i, C350 and Challenger have no MT!

No, were poor. :(


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Justin Young
02/06/2014 at 20:03

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That's from a 2010 Acura TL (4th gen)


Kinja'd!!! Justin Young > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/06/2014 at 20:06

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No manuals in Honda, apart from the Civic, City, Jazz and CR-Z.


Kinja'd!!! ihm96 > CPT Speedbump
02/06/2014 at 20:06

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Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
02/06/2014 at 20:06

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I think you have to bribe a German man named Hans and sign a contract promising to buy nothing but Mercs for the rest of your life just to be allowed to order a C350 with a stick in the US.

In some other countries you pay more for the automatic.

The world makes no sense.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Justin Young
02/06/2014 at 20:07

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Where do you live?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
02/06/2014 at 20:08

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Also, this is a very nice Cayman.


Kinja'd!!! Justin Young > Manuél Ferrari
02/06/2014 at 20:09

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Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
02/06/2014 at 20:17

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That would be so fun to drive!

I wish the blue was a bit darker. But still very nice.

We should become small time car dealers. That way we can buy used cars without paying sales tax and then sell them in a year without losing too much money.

We'll have regular jobs. The dealer company will operate at a loss and help us reduce our taxes. It will just be a way to drive lots of cars without losing too much money.


Kinja'd!!! xxstich666xx > ihm96
02/06/2014 at 20:18

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You might actually have some luck if you go out Californyway


Kinja'd!!! ihm96 > xxstich666xx
02/06/2014 at 20:19

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In this case I think its Europway


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
02/06/2014 at 20:19

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Auto journalists have it so damn good. We should open a place like this, it's a small, ultra-luxury place I've been to in Jersey. I touched a McLaren and sat in an SLS.


Kinja'd!!! ihm96 > xxstich666xx
02/06/2014 at 20:19

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Is it bad all I could think of when this happened was about the poor suspension on their car?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
02/06/2014 at 20:23

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those places are the best! we should own one

or we could start an jalopnik rip off site and become auto journalists. how hard could it be? everyone already hates kinja. and between the two of us we know a fair amount of people on here. we could pick a few more frequent opponauts to partner with and steal half the userbase within 6 months!

we definitely need to save up to buy a staff car first that we all get to take turns driving. and it has to be a Ford GT. that's the only way to get $kay to join our team. and that would be crucial to our success since she's the most famous female opponaut.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Justin Young
02/06/2014 at 20:24

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Well, that certainly shows how much you know


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
02/06/2014 at 20:25

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EDIT: just kidding kinja overlords! please don't delete my profile and have me assassinated


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
02/06/2014 at 20:25

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Sounds like you've already thought this out.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
02/06/2014 at 20:26

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i actually just made it up

and i was totally kidding kinja. we LOVE you we swear


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
02/06/2014 at 20:27

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Great. Now we're gonna get taken away while we're sleeping by dudes in suits wearing the little kinja logo.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
02/06/2014 at 20:27

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that is so creepy!

i bet they would molest us before killing us


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
02/06/2014 at 20:28

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They're already doing that!


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Justin Young
02/06/2014 at 20:32

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The only car mercedes sells in the US that has the option of a manual, is the SLK250. No dealer is going to order it with a manual, you would have to custom order it yourself and probably put down a deposit.

Check out this thread.

http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/road-si…


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
02/06/2014 at 20:41

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hahahahahahahahaha

classic